1 00:01:44,536 --> 00:01:47,529 And I demand that you live up to your guarantee. 2 00:01:47,706 --> 00:01:49,766 But if you'd only read the contract... 3 00:01:49,941 --> 00:01:53,036 you'd know that only the lubricated parts are guaranteed, ma'am. 4 00:01:53,211 --> 00:01:56,306 - So which are the lubricated parts? - The wheels. 5 00:01:57,582 --> 00:02:00,211 As far as I'm concerned, you're a bunch of crooks. 6 00:02:00,385 --> 00:02:04,254 You'd better take back your machine and refund my money. 7 00:02:06,925 --> 00:02:08,655 What's the matter with him? 8 00:02:08,827 --> 00:02:11,661 I guess the excitement was too much for him. 9 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:13,630 Can you imagine that? He was gonna shoot me... 10 00:02:13,665 --> 00:02:15,109 before he'd give me my money back. 11 00:02:16,301 --> 00:02:17,826 There's your refund. 12 00:03:32,677 --> 00:03:35,476 - What's going on here? - Who are you? 13 00:03:35,647 --> 00:03:38,139 I'm a dissatisfied customer. I've come to return this. 14 00:03:38,316 --> 00:03:40,276 My wife won't have it. It doesn't do the drapes... 15 00:03:41,353 --> 00:03:43,322 All right, we'll take care of it in a moment. 16 00:03:49,728 --> 00:03:52,129 WAVERLY May I have your report, Mr. Solo? 17 00:03:52,297 --> 00:03:54,698 Yes, uh, we have them all here. 18 00:03:54,866 --> 00:03:57,836 Uh, we're bringing them in for interrogation. 19 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:16,754 All right. Get up. 20 00:04:16,922 --> 00:04:18,413 Come on. 21 00:05:15,747 --> 00:05:18,683 You were most fortunate, Mr. Solo. 22 00:05:18,984 --> 00:05:22,079 If you hadn't been shielded by the body of that Thrush agent... 23 00:05:22,253 --> 00:05:25,052 the explosion could've caused you far more damage. 24 00:05:25,223 --> 00:05:26,782 Oh, fortunately it's just a sprain. 25 00:05:26,958 --> 00:05:29,792 I should be out of the cast in a couple of days. 26 00:05:31,229 --> 00:05:34,495 This latest intelligence report confirms our suspicions. 27 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:37,329 Thrush is moving its Western Hemisphere security files... 28 00:05:37,502 --> 00:05:39,095 to Thrush Central in Europe. 29 00:05:39,270 --> 00:05:42,035 Well, the files are probably somewhere in New York, then. 30 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:44,309 Now that we have them on the defensive... 31 00:05:44,476 --> 00:05:46,877 they'll be moving very carefully and very slowly. 32 00:05:47,045 --> 00:05:50,038 It's a good opportunity to find out where those files are hidden. 33 00:05:50,215 --> 00:05:51,649 I think we can do it. 34 00:05:51,816 --> 00:05:54,081 Even with a broken arm tied behind his back. 35 00:05:54,719 --> 00:05:55,914 Mm? 36 00:05:57,889 --> 00:06:01,053 I didn't know it was classified information. 37 00:06:01,926 --> 00:06:03,622 I see. 38 00:06:04,763 --> 00:06:06,231 Broken arm. 39 00:06:06,798 --> 00:06:11,429 Mr. Kuryakin, you will assume command of the Section Two phase of the operation. 40 00:06:11,603 --> 00:06:14,767 What did you, um, have in mind for me, sir? 41 00:06:15,473 --> 00:06:17,772 We're renovating the brownstone apartments... 42 00:06:17,942 --> 00:06:21,242 adjacent to these headquarters. We bought them in the first place... 43 00:06:21,413 --> 00:06:24,440 with the idea of extending our security requirements. 44 00:06:25,917 --> 00:06:29,786 Now it seems we're playing the role of landlord. 45 00:06:31,623 --> 00:06:35,185 You'll replace Agent Quint in the inspection detail. 46 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,591 That will be considerable responsibility. 47 00:06:37,762 --> 00:06:40,095 You have to make sure the tenants don't find out... 48 00:06:40,265 --> 00:06:42,097 that U.N.C.L.E. is their landlord. 49 00:06:42,267 --> 00:06:46,967 I suppose you'll be what you might call a secret agent. 50 00:06:48,139 --> 00:06:49,539 That'll be all, gentlemen. 51 00:07:19,838 --> 00:07:23,798 Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah, hey. My little birdie. 52 00:07:42,093 --> 00:07:44,324 Hey, hey! Yeah, yeah, hey! 53 00:07:50,869 --> 00:07:55,102 Hey! Hey! Yeah. Hey! 54 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:57,031 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 55 00:07:57,208 --> 00:08:01,145 All right, everybody, your leader is here, the Tiger. 56 00:08:01,312 --> 00:08:05,215 We gonna learn a new dance. Call it the Bird. 57 00:08:05,383 --> 00:08:06,908 Ready. 58 00:08:07,085 --> 00:08:12,422 Yeah, go, Joy! Go, Laurie! 59 00:08:12,590 --> 00:08:17,153 Here come a hunter with a great big gun Watch the Bird 60 00:08:17,328 --> 00:08:19,354 Now, one, two, one, one! 61 00:08:20,632 --> 00:08:23,158 One, one, yeah! 62 00:08:33,411 --> 00:08:37,007 My little birdie, everybody, slide! 63 00:08:37,949 --> 00:08:41,215 My little birdie, my little birdie! 64 00:08:42,921 --> 00:08:45,652 Hey! Hey! 65 00:08:54,432 --> 00:08:57,231 My little birdie, come on, baby! 66 00:09:13,985 --> 00:09:16,386 If I were an U.N.C.L.E. agent, you'd be dead by now. 67 00:09:16,554 --> 00:09:19,683 Hatcheck girl relieved you of your wallet, sent it through the tube. 68 00:09:19,857 --> 00:09:22,053 You were x-rayed on your way through the door... 69 00:09:22,227 --> 00:09:26,358 revealing your .38 caliber Thrush revolver carried in your shoulder holster. 70 00:09:26,531 --> 00:09:29,968 You'll be happy to know that you have very strong bones and fine teeth. 71 00:09:30,134 --> 00:09:32,569 I'm Vincent Carver, Mr. Oakes. What can I do for you? 72 00:09:33,304 --> 00:09:36,035 After that incident with your supply shipment yesterday... 73 00:09:36,207 --> 00:09:39,905 Central is concerned about your arrangements for moving the security files. 74 00:09:40,078 --> 00:09:41,569 Oh, that. 75 00:09:46,217 --> 00:09:48,379 A very nice cover you've got for yourself. 76 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:52,012 It keeps me off the streets, Mr. Oakes. Now, exactly what do you want? 77 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:55,589 Central wants you to make direct counter-moves... 78 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:58,093 against U.N.C.L.E. immediately. 79 00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:01,195 Now, where is your map of U.N.C.L.E. headquarters? 80 00:10:09,641 --> 00:10:14,079 Here's the most recent one I have. Indicates the boundaries of the buildings. 81 00:10:14,245 --> 00:10:16,771 We have only a general idea of the security provisions. 82 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:21,113 Yes, but we do know this is one of the walls of Waverly's office, excuse me. 83 00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:24,679 It adjoins this brownstone building here. 84 00:10:24,856 --> 00:10:27,849 I hope you're not going to suggest that we blow through the wall. 85 00:10:28,026 --> 00:10:31,190 A team tried that years ago. They're listed as missing in action. 86 00:10:31,362 --> 00:10:34,127 No, but we're going to put a new type of listening device... 87 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:36,962 on one of the apartment walls in Waverly's office. 88 00:10:37,135 --> 00:10:40,230 Bug Waverly's office? Oh, you're putting me on. 89 00:10:42,173 --> 00:10:44,165 I'm a technician, Carver. 90 00:10:44,609 --> 00:10:47,807 I spend most of my time in cramped, poorly ventilated laboratories. 91 00:10:47,979 --> 00:10:50,778 Sweating out ways to make people like you look good. 92 00:10:50,948 --> 00:10:53,508 When I tell you it will work, it will work. 93 00:11:05,563 --> 00:11:08,931 This is the last of the air-conditioners for this job, Mr. Solo. 94 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:11,433 Will you be finished with the painting on Monday? 95 00:11:11,602 --> 00:11:14,902 Oh, I think so. This coat'll dry over the weekend. 96 00:11:15,073 --> 00:11:17,941 - I'll go in and see how the men are doing. - All right. 97 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:34,287 Say... 98 00:11:34,459 --> 00:11:36,758 are you in charge of this operation? 99 00:11:36,928 --> 00:11:40,729 Well, not exactly. I'm the inspector here. What seems to be your trouble? 100 00:11:40,898 --> 00:11:43,697 Well, I live up there, in apartment 3F. 101 00:11:43,868 --> 00:11:46,030 I just moved in about three months ago... 102 00:11:46,204 --> 00:11:49,299 and, like, I got this notice, the landlord's renovating... 103 00:11:49,474 --> 00:11:51,466 and raising the rent. 104 00:11:51,909 --> 00:11:54,140 Well, I wanna protest. 105 00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:56,679 Well, that's your privilege, lady. Uh... 106 00:11:57,448 --> 00:11:58,711 Oh, but the manager won't help. 107 00:11:58,883 --> 00:12:01,011 He won't even tell me the name of the landlord. 108 00:12:01,185 --> 00:12:03,814 Nobody seems to know anything about it around this place. 109 00:12:03,988 --> 00:12:06,253 Well, I'll tell you, I'd like to help you, but... 110 00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:10,156 - What is, uh...? - Sandy Wyler. I... I'm an actress. 111 00:12:10,328 --> 00:12:13,526 - I'm Napoleon Solo. - Ha, that's a crazy name. 112 00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:15,690 I'm afraid I can't though. 113 00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:22,071 Well, then I guess I'll just have to find this mysterious landlord myself. 114 00:12:28,613 --> 00:12:31,606 I see the tenant in question sings and dances. 115 00:12:31,783 --> 00:12:34,548 Ms. Sandy Wyler's last and only performance... 116 00:12:34,719 --> 00:12:39,453 was in an avant-garde musical called The Metaphysical Toad. 117 00:12:39,624 --> 00:12:42,526 - She needs a little career management. - She's gone. 118 00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:48,656 On each of these panels are hundreds of tiny transistors... 119 00:12:48,833 --> 00:12:50,233 and transmitting modules. 120 00:12:50,401 --> 00:12:53,894 Once they're on the wall, we cover the panels with a special galactic paint. 121 00:12:54,071 --> 00:12:55,801 What has the paint got to do with it? 122 00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:59,038 It acts as a magnetic reflection base for the coils. 123 00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:02,078 This combination gives us the most powerful receiver possible. 124 00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:04,738 So sensitive that we can hear through the lead wall... 125 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,578 that surrounds Waverly's office. 126 00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:10,449 Well, if we get through the weekend undetected, we'll be in pretty good shape. 127 00:13:10,621 --> 00:13:12,146 What's going on here? 128 00:13:14,425 --> 00:13:16,690 - Who are you men? - I'm sorry you had to ask that. 129 00:13:19,163 --> 00:13:20,563 Ah! 130 00:13:22,233 --> 00:13:23,963 Boys. 131 00:13:28,739 --> 00:13:30,640 He probably won't be missed until Monday. 132 00:13:37,748 --> 00:13:42,152 Well, if nothing else, we're neat. 133 00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,872 It's coming through. 134 00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:08,509 Waverly's sending three couriers to the airport. 135 00:14:08,679 --> 00:14:10,671 Microfilm delivery. 136 00:14:14,185 --> 00:14:16,711 Everything has gone on to those tapes. 137 00:14:17,455 --> 00:14:19,856 - Are you gonna send men to intercept? - Tiger Ed. 138 00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:23,483 - Call the Bronx field center, four men. - Sure thing, Vince baby. 139 00:14:23,661 --> 00:14:25,323 He's a very good man. 140 00:14:25,496 --> 00:14:28,625 Well, he may not be your style, but he's a very good man. 141 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:30,267 Maybe. 142 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,996 I think I'll take a check of your security installation, Mr. Carver. 143 00:14:34,171 --> 00:14:37,141 - If you don't mind? - Of course, of course, go right ahead. 144 00:14:37,808 --> 00:14:40,710 Farina dear, I wanna keep a monitor on this thing at all times. 145 00:14:40,878 --> 00:14:42,938 Stay here till I send one of the other girls. 146 00:14:53,925 --> 00:14:55,587 Well, get on to it right away. 147 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:59,492 I'll run a green-light emergency check through security. 148 00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:03,364 How are you? 149 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:07,628 What is it? 150 00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:12,366 No less than three of our courier operations were aborted this morning. 151 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:15,078 And Thrush was onto every one of them. 152 00:15:15,246 --> 00:15:16,578 I can't understand it. 153 00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:21,810 Well, I'll run a communications check. I don't see how they could do it... 154 00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:25,047 unless they've developed some sort of new eavesdropping device. 155 00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:28,056 - Something like that. WAVERLY: Just a moment, Mr. Solo. 156 00:15:28,225 --> 00:15:32,458 Mr. Kuryakin will handle this. I have something else for you. 157 00:15:33,197 --> 00:15:34,426 Oh, well, what is that? 158 00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:38,627 To compound my problems, I find that one of our brownstone tenants... 159 00:15:38,803 --> 00:15:40,965 a Ms. Sandy Wyler... 160 00:15:41,138 --> 00:15:43,437 has been in touch with the rent commissioner... 161 00:15:43,608 --> 00:15:47,568 the Corporations Commission, the Department of Public Works... 162 00:15:47,745 --> 00:15:51,614 the city attorney and the Better Business Bureau. 163 00:15:51,782 --> 00:15:56,584 Yes, I believe she's protesting the raise in the rent, sir. 164 00:15:57,054 --> 00:15:59,023 Oh, is she? 165 00:15:59,657 --> 00:16:02,684 Well, we have the perfect right to raise the rent. 166 00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:05,895 These improvements are costing us a great deal of money. 167 00:16:06,864 --> 00:16:10,266 Shall I, um, relay that fact to her, sir? 168 00:16:10,434 --> 00:16:14,166 Well, at least see if you can settle with her. Try to keep her quiet. 169 00:16:14,338 --> 00:16:16,739 Otherwise, she'll ruin our cover. 170 00:16:16,907 --> 00:16:20,105 Oh, don't worry. I'll be firm with her. 171 00:16:22,179 --> 00:16:25,547 Yeah, okay, okay. I'll... I'll see to it that your rent isn't raised. 172 00:16:25,716 --> 00:16:28,049 You've gotta promise not to tell the other tenants. 173 00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:32,315 But don't you see what a help it would be to my career if I didn't have to pay rent? 174 00:16:32,490 --> 00:16:34,857 I understand that'd be a help to your career, but... 175 00:16:35,026 --> 00:16:38,656 But I don't really have any money. I'm a struggling actress. 176 00:16:38,829 --> 00:16:41,594 There are a lot of people who've been very kind to me. 177 00:16:41,766 --> 00:16:44,668 You know, there's this fella who does my dry-cleaning free. 178 00:16:44,835 --> 00:16:48,431 And Mr. Sweeny hasn't asked me to pay my delicatessen bill in 18 months. 179 00:16:48,606 --> 00:16:51,201 And I'm sure you're every bit as kind as they are. 180 00:16:51,375 --> 00:16:54,209 While you're here, if you could do it with your one arm. 181 00:16:54,378 --> 00:16:56,745 I've got this very important appointment at 6:00. 182 00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:58,678 - Which one? - Try that one, right there. 183 00:16:58,849 --> 00:17:00,112 - This? - Yeah. 184 00:17:00,284 --> 00:17:03,254 - Okay, there you go. All right. - Hope it's the right one. 185 00:17:03,421 --> 00:17:08,655 Oh, everybody is going to be very handsomely repaid when I become a star. 186 00:17:09,326 --> 00:17:13,093 Yeah, so you can just tell your landlord or whoever he is... 187 00:17:13,264 --> 00:17:15,699 that he doesn't have anything to worry about. 188 00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,164 - You don't want this? - No. 189 00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:20,099 - All right, which one do you want? - I think that one right... 190 00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:21,637 - This one? - Yeah. 191 00:17:21,806 --> 00:17:25,368 Okay. Did you ever think of getting married, Sandy? Hm? 192 00:17:25,543 --> 00:17:28,411 Oh, every day. You know, there's this fellow, Freddie. 193 00:17:28,579 --> 00:17:32,744 Uh, he owns a chain of pizza stands in Fresno, California. 194 00:17:32,917 --> 00:17:36,046 He calls me long-distance and proposes. 195 00:17:36,220 --> 00:17:38,052 Yeah, he's a living doll. 196 00:17:38,222 --> 00:17:40,714 He even sends me frozen pizzas. 197 00:17:40,891 --> 00:17:44,089 - Well, he sounds like he's irresistible. - Oh, yeah. 198 00:17:44,261 --> 00:17:46,924 If I ever marry anyone, it will definitely be Freddie. 199 00:17:47,565 --> 00:17:51,696 You know, I sincerely believe that a star can have a happy home life and a career. 200 00:17:51,869 --> 00:17:53,098 Oh, yeah, that's right. 201 00:17:53,270 --> 00:17:55,603 If I ever produce a play, Sandy, which is unlikely. 202 00:17:55,773 --> 00:17:57,469 I'll be sure and star you in it. 203 00:17:57,641 --> 00:18:00,839 I better get back to the office. I'll relay your proposition to them. 204 00:18:01,011 --> 00:18:03,480 - You'll be hearing from us. - There's one other thing. 205 00:18:03,647 --> 00:18:05,377 - Now, it's just a small thing. - What? 206 00:18:05,549 --> 00:18:07,245 There's a stink here. 207 00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:13,114 Smell this paint. Isn't it awful? 208 00:18:13,290 --> 00:18:16,749 And this color. Do you suppose we could change the color? 209 00:18:16,927 --> 00:18:18,828 Very unusual. 210 00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:22,165 Hey, look at this. 211 00:18:38,382 --> 00:18:40,817 Come on, don't worry. 212 00:18:52,329 --> 00:18:53,592 What is it? 213 00:18:56,033 --> 00:18:57,934 It's a shoestring. 214 00:18:59,303 --> 00:19:02,671 But I never saw that shoestring before in my life. 215 00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,901 Supposing someone were to offer you a considerable sum of money... 216 00:19:06,076 --> 00:19:09,706 for the use of your bedroom wall for espionage purposes... 217 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:12,349 What...? Espionage? What's the matter with you? 218 00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:16,214 Do you think I wanna be blacklisted at this stage of my career? 219 00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:19,653 I think I can vouch for Ms. Wyler's character. 220 00:19:19,824 --> 00:19:21,520 For the moment. 221 00:19:22,359 --> 00:19:26,854 Our communication section managed to extricate the body of Mr. Sherman... 222 00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:31,526 from the wall without interfering with Thrush's eavesdropping device. 223 00:19:31,869 --> 00:19:35,169 I've set up a tape-recording machine in my room... 224 00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:39,140 for the purpose of keeping them supplied with plenty of irrelevant information. 225 00:19:39,310 --> 00:19:42,303 If Thrush thinks they're keeping us busy... 226 00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:45,381 they'll probably try to move their security files to Europe. 227 00:19:45,549 --> 00:19:47,245 Right away. 228 00:19:48,018 --> 00:19:52,388 I have an idea that might expedite things, sir. 229 00:19:52,556 --> 00:19:54,855 The answer's no, Mr. Solo. 230 00:19:55,025 --> 00:20:00,692 - You have your assignment. - Yes, I, uh, know. 231 00:20:09,273 --> 00:20:12,573 Hey, what do you guys have in mind? 232 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:32,061 It went dead. 233 00:20:45,976 --> 00:20:48,411 That's enough rehearsing for today, sweetheart. 234 00:20:48,979 --> 00:20:50,379 Yes, Oakes. What is it? 235 00:20:50,547 --> 00:20:53,745 Carver, you better come down here. Someone has killed our bug. 236 00:21:16,106 --> 00:21:17,540 What? 237 00:21:18,008 --> 00:21:20,273 - We should repaint that wall. - Oh. 238 00:21:20,444 --> 00:21:23,209 Yes, but let's do it smoothly and quietly. 239 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:26,475 You wait till we come out, then send your men in, huh? 240 00:21:33,357 --> 00:21:34,586 Yes? 241 00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:38,559 - Hey. - Aren't you Sandy Wyler, the actress? 242 00:21:38,729 --> 00:21:41,221 - Yes, how did you know? - Well, I saw you in something. 243 00:21:41,398 --> 00:21:43,458 I think it was off-Broadway. What was it? 244 00:21:43,634 --> 00:21:46,763 The Metaphysical Toad. We ran two and a half performances. 245 00:21:46,937 --> 00:21:49,202 The second act brought down the house, literally. 246 00:21:49,373 --> 00:21:51,069 Oh, here it is. Right here. 247 00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:53,767 Yes, you sang and danced your way right into my heart. 248 00:21:53,944 --> 00:21:56,209 I had a terrible time finding you, but here I am. 249 00:21:57,214 --> 00:22:00,742 - Well, what do you want? - I wanna put your talent to work. 250 00:22:15,466 --> 00:22:16,764 In case you're interested... 251 00:22:16,934 --> 00:22:22,373 the guy with Sandy is the one who left the bomb in the vacuum-cleaner store. 252 00:22:22,940 --> 00:22:24,772 In case you're interested. 253 00:22:24,942 --> 00:22:27,537 I'll look after the two painters who went inside. 254 00:22:27,711 --> 00:22:31,045 Oh, don't do any heavy lifting. 255 00:22:31,548 --> 00:22:35,383 I'm an observer, remember? 256 00:22:51,502 --> 00:22:53,528 All right, gentlemen. 257 00:22:53,704 --> 00:22:57,038 Off the ladder. Face the wall. 258 00:22:59,910 --> 00:23:02,505 All right, just continue with your work. 259 00:23:02,679 --> 00:23:05,808 I'll make sure you don't paint yourself into a corner. 260 00:23:12,022 --> 00:23:13,547 Channel A. 261 00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:11,443 Yes, sir? 262 00:24:11,615 --> 00:24:13,693 WAVERLY We've done some research, Mr. Kuryakin. 263 00:24:13,717 --> 00:24:18,849 It seems The Bealer's Club is run by one Vincent Carver. 264 00:24:19,323 --> 00:24:22,316 He's a top-ranking Thrush operative. 265 00:24:22,493 --> 00:24:24,587 Used to run their Los Angeles division. 266 00:24:24,761 --> 00:24:27,856 - Under another name, of course. - How shall we proceed? 267 00:24:28,031 --> 00:24:33,436 Well, I don't want to make any direct assaults on their headquarters just yet. 268 00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:35,937 Since Ms. Wyler was nice enough to lead us there... 269 00:24:36,106 --> 00:24:38,905 we should repay her by being as cautious as possible. 270 00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:42,171 I think it would be a good idea if I went into the club tonight. 271 00:24:42,346 --> 00:24:44,713 See if they have their security files here. 272 00:24:44,882 --> 00:24:48,148 I'm covering the area with agents, Mr. Kuryakin. 273 00:24:48,318 --> 00:24:50,116 We'll wait for your signal. 274 00:24:53,223 --> 00:24:54,623 Go. 275 00:24:58,529 --> 00:25:00,327 Ba, ba, ba, boo, ba ba. 276 00:25:00,497 --> 00:25:04,992 That's it, hit it. Ba, ba, ba. 277 00:25:05,169 --> 00:25:07,570 Yeah, yeah. 278 00:25:10,274 --> 00:25:13,073 Hey. That's it. 279 00:25:33,130 --> 00:25:35,565 Who is she? What does she think she's doing? 280 00:25:35,732 --> 00:25:37,098 She's replacing you. 281 00:25:37,434 --> 00:25:40,461 From now on, Farina, you're going to be the official hostess. 282 00:25:44,608 --> 00:25:46,804 Oh, don't worry, darling. I'm doing this for you. 283 00:25:46,977 --> 00:25:49,310 You deserve to take it a little easier for a while. 284 00:25:49,479 --> 00:25:50,970 Sure. 285 00:25:51,248 --> 00:25:53,012 Well, where did you find this one? 286 00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:56,751 Oh, it was just a coincidence. The listening device is in her apartment. 287 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,752 I had to get her out of the place. 288 00:25:58,922 --> 00:26:01,289 Are you gonna tell her about the organization? 289 00:26:01,592 --> 00:26:04,892 Not for the moment, no. That will come in time. 290 00:26:05,062 --> 00:26:09,659 - I'll know just how to handle it. - Yes, I remember. 291 00:26:09,833 --> 00:26:11,529 Farina... 292 00:26:11,702 --> 00:26:13,933 I won't forget you. 293 00:26:22,379 --> 00:26:25,110 Oh, man, she's gonna be something else. 294 00:27:08,625 --> 00:27:11,094 Oh, thank you, sweetheart. Mm-hm. 295 00:27:16,900 --> 00:27:18,562 - You hear from Oakes? - No, why? 296 00:27:18,735 --> 00:27:20,363 He didn't come back this afternoon. 297 00:27:20,537 --> 00:27:23,598 - Would he have gone without telling you? - No, I don't think so. 298 00:27:23,774 --> 00:27:25,299 You better go and check this out. 299 00:27:25,475 --> 00:27:27,876 Find out if anything's going on in her apartment. 300 00:27:28,045 --> 00:27:30,241 Oh, is our listening device still working? 301 00:27:30,414 --> 00:27:32,110 I was just down the monitoring room. 302 00:27:32,282 --> 00:27:35,150 We ought to hear some pretty interesting stuff in the morning. 303 00:27:35,319 --> 00:27:38,118 - What's the action for tonight? - I'm breaking in our new act. 304 00:27:38,288 --> 00:27:39,779 Why not? 305 00:27:40,590 --> 00:27:43,219 Oh, by the way, Farina's out there laying herself out. 306 00:28:01,278 --> 00:28:04,680 If she was my mother, I'd take her home. 307 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:12,583 You'll probably get a call from Thrush Central tonight. 308 00:28:12,756 --> 00:28:15,055 Hey, out. 309 00:28:15,959 --> 00:28:17,655 They should be very happy to know... 310 00:28:17,828 --> 00:28:20,889 that you're moving the security records out in the morning. 311 00:28:21,064 --> 00:28:23,590 Those security files are very important to Thrush. 312 00:28:23,767 --> 00:28:25,895 If U.N.C.L.E. should get their hands on them... 313 00:28:26,069 --> 00:28:29,904 they could knock out our Western Hemisphere operations in a matter of hours. 314 00:28:31,141 --> 00:28:34,236 So we have to be very careful who we rely on. 315 00:28:34,778 --> 00:28:38,340 And if anybody jeopardized our operation... 316 00:28:38,915 --> 00:28:40,975 - Ha. - Ha. 317 00:28:41,151 --> 00:28:44,952 Why don't you take Farina with you on your ride to the girl's apartment tonight? 318 00:28:45,122 --> 00:28:46,784 She could use an airing out. 319 00:29:00,737 --> 00:29:04,435 Where are all those people who were supposed to be protecting me? 320 00:29:04,608 --> 00:29:07,840 I thought we should have some time alone together first. 321 00:29:08,011 --> 00:29:09,377 Have you found out anything? 322 00:29:09,546 --> 00:29:13,108 Enough to keep my back out of place for the next six months. 323 00:29:13,283 --> 00:29:15,445 - About our business. - Huh? 324 00:29:16,052 --> 00:29:17,486 About our business. 325 00:29:18,889 --> 00:29:20,221 Well, uh, uh... 326 00:29:20,390 --> 00:29:23,849 There's some stairs backstage that lead down to some storerooms. 327 00:29:24,027 --> 00:29:28,089 Uh, I think they keep the monitoring equipment or something down there. 328 00:29:28,265 --> 00:29:29,733 Anything else? 329 00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,301 Well, there's a truck in the big storeroom in back. 330 00:29:32,469 --> 00:29:33,732 If that means anything. 331 00:29:34,538 --> 00:29:35,801 Oh, yes. 332 00:29:35,972 --> 00:29:38,464 And I have a date to meet Carver after we close... 333 00:29:38,642 --> 00:29:41,441 which is about 15 minutes from now. 334 00:29:41,611 --> 00:29:44,513 Well, I don't think I have to tell you what he has in mind. 335 00:29:44,681 --> 00:29:47,708 Don't worry, I'll try and help you to break your date. 336 00:29:52,689 --> 00:29:55,158 You better get back in your cage. 337 00:30:46,176 --> 00:30:48,441 Channel A, please. 338 00:30:49,145 --> 00:30:50,636 Come in. 339 00:30:51,648 --> 00:30:55,278 Tiger Ed and the girl known as Farina are just leaving the club. 340 00:30:55,819 --> 00:30:57,117 Channel A, please. 341 00:30:57,287 --> 00:31:02,726 An all-unit clearance. Stand by alert pattern G. 342 00:31:52,842 --> 00:31:54,435 Thrush... 343 00:31:54,945 --> 00:31:57,005 records. 344 00:32:18,368 --> 00:32:20,667 Thrush Agent Eugene Paluzzi. 345 00:32:21,071 --> 00:32:24,530 Office in the International Oil building, Rome, Italy. 346 00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:26,734 Height, 5'7". 347 00:32:31,548 --> 00:32:33,608 That wasn't at all necessary. 348 00:32:33,783 --> 00:32:36,343 You have a lot to learn about employee relationships. 349 00:32:36,519 --> 00:32:40,388 I don't care who you are or what you're up to, just stay away from me. 350 00:32:41,257 --> 00:32:43,226 It seems as if we both made a mistake, doesn't it? 351 00:32:47,497 --> 00:32:48,897 Yes, Carver here. 352 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:53,070 Thrush Central? Yes, yes. 353 00:32:53,236 --> 00:32:56,798 No, no, don't worry. The shipment's going out at 3:00 this morning. 354 00:32:56,973 --> 00:33:00,876 Oakes? Well, I assumed he came directly back to you. 355 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:06,540 Yes, I left him in the girl's apartment. 356 00:33:07,651 --> 00:33:09,279 Yes, goodbye. 357 00:33:10,587 --> 00:33:14,490 I'd... I'd like to apologize about this evening. It really was all my fault. 358 00:33:14,658 --> 00:33:16,126 Oh, that's all right. 359 00:33:16,292 --> 00:33:18,284 Uh, if you don't mind, I think I'll go home now. 360 00:33:18,461 --> 00:33:21,541 Oh, no, no. I don't mind. Don't worry. This doesn't change a thing between us. 361 00:33:21,698 --> 00:33:24,190 Lucky for me, your apartment adjoins Waverly's office. 362 00:33:24,367 --> 00:33:25,600 Yeah, I suppose it is. 363 00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,929 Otherwise I never would've discovered you. 364 00:33:29,372 --> 00:33:30,499 Oh... 365 00:33:45,855 --> 00:33:48,654 Oh, come on, Ed. There's nobody here. Let's split. 366 00:33:48,825 --> 00:33:53,456 - Yeah, you first. - Oh! Put me down. 367 00:34:24,027 --> 00:34:25,290 Any requests? 368 00:34:25,462 --> 00:34:28,990 How about "Hands up, you're covered"? 369 00:34:45,315 --> 00:34:48,945 You see, I danced my way right into his heart. 370 00:34:51,087 --> 00:34:53,022 Well, I suppose... 371 00:34:54,224 --> 00:34:56,352 I better sit this one out. 372 00:35:09,606 --> 00:35:14,340 - Baby, you can't do this to me. - Why not? 373 00:35:15,545 --> 00:35:18,447 Well, for one thing, it's too hokey. 374 00:35:32,228 --> 00:35:33,821 Ed? 375 00:35:33,997 --> 00:35:36,398 Tiger baby? 376 00:35:43,907 --> 00:35:45,967 All right, turn it off. 377 00:37:06,656 --> 00:37:09,387 I've had a rotten life. 378 00:37:29,445 --> 00:37:33,075 This is, uh, Farina, Mr. Waverly, one of Carver's accomplices. 379 00:37:36,152 --> 00:37:39,316 Well, you'd better send her to headquarters for interrogation. 380 00:37:39,489 --> 00:37:41,185 Eh. No, no. That won't be necessary. 381 00:37:41,357 --> 00:37:45,192 She's sort of, uh, fallen out of favor, so to speak. 382 00:37:45,361 --> 00:37:47,023 She wants to cooperate with us. 383 00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:50,197 Oh? In what way? 384 00:37:50,366 --> 00:37:52,892 Well, the Thrush files are in there. 385 00:37:53,069 --> 00:37:55,538 Uh, Carver's shipping them out sometime this morning. 386 00:37:55,705 --> 00:37:57,833 I know a back way into the place. 387 00:37:58,541 --> 00:38:00,100 Oh, really? 388 00:38:00,276 --> 00:38:03,508 - Any word from Illya? - Not yet, no. 389 00:38:03,947 --> 00:38:06,542 Well, it's possible they discovered them. 390 00:38:06,716 --> 00:38:08,742 Uh, what are you going to do? 391 00:38:08,918 --> 00:38:12,946 Well, if I don't hear from Kuryakin soon, we're gonna rush the building. 392 00:38:14,023 --> 00:38:17,790 Uh, signal headquarters. 393 00:38:18,428 --> 00:38:22,593 Tell them to send me every available walking agent, right away. 394 00:38:23,132 --> 00:38:24,896 Mr. Solo... 395 00:38:28,171 --> 00:38:32,336 - Ah, here it is. SOLO: How do we open it? 396 00:38:32,508 --> 00:38:35,910 I don't know. I... I just knew where it was. 397 00:38:48,424 --> 00:38:50,916 There's an alarm system around the edge of the door... 398 00:38:51,094 --> 00:38:53,928 in case someone tries to break in or remove it. 399 00:38:55,498 --> 00:38:57,160 What are you gonna do with that? 400 00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:59,928 Well, this is a oxylene torch lighter. I'm going to cut out... 401 00:39:00,103 --> 00:39:02,834 - the center of the door. - Oh. 402 00:39:27,563 --> 00:39:29,623 Let me have your hands, please. 403 00:39:30,033 --> 00:39:31,899 Girls, tie them up. 404 00:39:32,068 --> 00:39:34,833 I'm sure the entire area is surrounded by U.N.C.L.E. agents. 405 00:39:35,004 --> 00:39:37,530 But don't let that worry you. They won't catch me. 406 00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:39,801 And they'll never get you out of here alive. 407 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,072 It may be a little late... 408 00:39:46,249 --> 00:39:49,083 but I'm sorry things turned out this way, for your sake. 409 00:39:49,252 --> 00:39:52,120 Oh, that's all right. It's not your fault. 410 00:39:52,955 --> 00:39:57,222 Hey, come to think of it, it is your fault. 411 00:39:59,095 --> 00:40:03,226 Well, he's right about one thing. Our people are all around this building. 412 00:40:03,399 --> 00:40:04,958 We're not finished yet. 413 00:40:59,021 --> 00:41:03,049 Well, everybody seems to be coming back from the dead tonight. 414 00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:07,721 - Mister, um...? SOLO: Solo, of the U.N.C.L.E. 415 00:41:07,897 --> 00:41:09,456 Oh. 416 00:41:09,632 --> 00:41:11,567 Drop the cane. 417 00:41:13,202 --> 00:41:14,830 Kick it over. 418 00:41:17,373 --> 00:41:19,001 Turn around. 419 00:41:23,412 --> 00:41:28,043 - You're always fouling me up, aren't you? - Don't say that, Vince. 420 00:41:47,737 --> 00:41:50,070 I'm sorry I brought him in here, but I was mad. 421 00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,437 - You can't blame me for that. - No, I don't blame you, sweetheart. 422 00:41:53,609 --> 00:41:56,511 - I'll do anything for you. - How many men are there outside? 423 00:41:56,679 --> 00:41:58,390 A couple of dozen, all over the streets. 424 00:41:58,414 --> 00:41:59,905 I better get out of here. 425 00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:14,825 Here's one more for your collection, sweetheart. 426 00:42:16,732 --> 00:42:18,462 Excuse me. 427 00:42:22,338 --> 00:42:25,206 Rest of you girls, wait for me upstairs, won't you? 428 00:42:30,313 --> 00:42:32,578 Time to reconsider, Carver. 429 00:42:32,748 --> 00:42:35,081 You're not gonna get away with it, you know that? 430 00:42:35,251 --> 00:42:37,516 I think I have a special number for you, kiddies. 431 00:42:37,687 --> 00:42:40,851 Ah, here it is. One of our auto-destruct numbers. 432 00:42:41,023 --> 00:42:43,652 There's a signal in the last eight bars of this number... 433 00:42:43,826 --> 00:42:46,762 that will short circuit all the electrical equipment. 434 00:42:46,929 --> 00:42:49,364 The club burns down. The records are destroyed. 435 00:42:49,532 --> 00:42:53,196 I escape, and all's well that ends well. 436 00:42:53,869 --> 00:42:55,303 Is that too loud for you? 437 00:42:55,871 --> 00:42:57,897 Carver, take Sandy with you. 438 00:43:02,845 --> 00:43:06,805 I'd like to save your life, sweetheart, but let's face it, I'm a heel. 439 00:43:13,889 --> 00:43:16,620 I just never thought it would end like this. 440 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:21,764 Oh, I can just see the headline, "Young Actress Killed in Nightclub Fire." 441 00:43:22,732 --> 00:43:25,930 I bet they don't even get my name right. 442 00:43:30,339 --> 00:43:33,138 Well, he said, no, he said... - Italy. 443 00:43:33,309 --> 00:43:34,820 Oh, let's ask him. - Ask him. 444 00:43:34,844 --> 00:43:36,073 Wait. CARVER: Girls. 445 00:43:36,245 --> 00:43:39,704 Girls, girls, girls. I wanna thank each and every one of you. 446 00:43:39,882 --> 00:43:42,181 You've been wonderful through the whole nasty mess. 447 00:43:42,351 --> 00:43:44,513 Mr. Carver, what happens to us? 448 00:43:44,687 --> 00:43:46,622 Well, I'm afraid the show is closing down. 449 00:43:46,789 --> 00:43:47,984 Aw. 450 00:43:48,157 --> 00:43:50,077 You're not gonna leave us stranded here, are you? 451 00:43:50,126 --> 00:43:52,425 You all need to get off your feet for a while. 452 00:43:54,563 --> 00:43:57,032 Sleep gas? CARVER: They'll live to dance again. 453 00:43:57,199 --> 00:43:58,929 But the place'll burn down by then. 454 00:43:59,101 --> 00:44:01,002 I never thought of that. You have an idea. 455 00:44:01,170 --> 00:44:02,934 Take this. I have to go in the office. 456 00:44:03,105 --> 00:44:06,041 Stand over there, in case those U.N.C.L.E. agents try to get in. Hm? 457 00:44:06,208 --> 00:44:10,543 - But then what'll I do? - They have to get through you to get me. 458 00:44:16,152 --> 00:44:19,418 Does anyone know how we're going to get out of here? 459 00:44:19,789 --> 00:44:23,658 I'm afraid we'll just have to relax and enjoy the music. 460 00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:27,426 My cast has taken quite a beating tonight. 461 00:44:27,596 --> 00:44:30,088 I might be able to slip out of it. 462 00:45:44,673 --> 00:45:48,269 Well, Farina, sweetheart, you know how I hate goodbyes, don't you? 463 00:45:48,444 --> 00:45:49,673 But what do you mean? 464 00:45:49,845 --> 00:45:52,178 It does take you a while to catch on, doesn't it? 465 00:45:53,416 --> 00:45:56,944 Oh, but, Vince baby, I'm crazy about you. 466 00:45:57,119 --> 00:45:59,816 Don't do it, Vince. Please. 467 00:45:59,989 --> 00:46:02,390 - Please. - Sorry, baby. 468 00:46:03,859 --> 00:46:04,883 But that's show biz. 469 00:46:11,167 --> 00:46:16,071 I don't think your magic wand will reach this far. Drop it. 470 00:46:16,238 --> 00:46:19,299 The Thrush cane also fires a bullet, Mr. Solo. 471 00:46:19,475 --> 00:46:22,843 I left a man on the wall of her apartment who could testify to that fact. 472 00:46:23,012 --> 00:46:25,379 Though that might be asking too much of him. 473 00:46:25,548 --> 00:46:28,245 - Put it down. - I'm sure to get at least one of you. 474 00:46:28,417 --> 00:46:30,045 - Perhaps even the girl. - Mr. Carver? 475 00:46:58,948 --> 00:47:02,385 That'll be enough of that, Mr. Carver. You'll be coming with us. 476 00:47:08,290 --> 00:47:11,522 - You all right, Ms. Wyler? - Much better than I expected, sir. 477 00:47:11,694 --> 00:47:13,492 - Thank you. - Good. 478 00:47:14,463 --> 00:47:16,398 Where's all the smoke coming from? 479 00:47:16,565 --> 00:47:19,034 Oh, downstairs. I'd better call the fire department. 480 00:47:19,201 --> 00:47:21,261 Mr. Solo will give you all the details, sir. 481 00:47:22,571 --> 00:47:25,837 Yes, what about those Thrush records, Mr. Solo? 482 00:47:27,943 --> 00:47:29,275 What, the...? 483 00:47:29,445 --> 00:47:32,005 Oh, yes. Well, the, uh, the records. 484 00:47:32,181 --> 00:47:35,845 They won't do, uh, Thrush any good either, sir. 485 00:47:36,018 --> 00:47:37,452 I see. 486 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:40,784 Well, you can give me the rest of your report at headquarters. 487 00:47:40,956 --> 00:47:42,424 Good night, Ms. Wyler. 488 00:47:42,591 --> 00:47:43,991 Thank you. 489 00:47:49,398 --> 00:47:53,426 Well, Sandy, have, uh, you struggled enough? 490 00:47:55,905 --> 00:47:58,272 Freddie, the fellow who owns the chain of pizza stands... 491 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,602 called me this morning again and proposed. 492 00:48:00,776 --> 00:48:02,369 So I accepted. 493 00:48:02,545 --> 00:48:04,741 Well, congratulations. I think you'll find marriage... 494 00:48:04,914 --> 00:48:06,678 a nice change of pace. 495 00:48:06,849 --> 00:48:08,112 Oh, yes. 496 00:48:08,284 --> 00:48:10,150 Oh, but Freddie sold the pizza stands... 497 00:48:10,319 --> 00:48:14,256 and he bought a summer theater in the San Fernando Valley. Yeah. 498 00:48:14,423 --> 00:48:16,722 Well, at least I won't have to go very far for good parts. 499 00:48:16,892 --> 00:48:19,191 - Ha, ha. - Sort of a permanent leading lady. 500 00:48:19,361 --> 00:48:22,160 Mm. Sounds romantic, doesn't it? Ha. 501 00:48:22,331 --> 00:48:24,163 Well, I guess I better go. 502 00:48:24,333 --> 00:48:26,666 I gotta meet Freddie at the airport. Mm. 503 00:48:35,511 --> 00:48:36,740 Yes, Mr. Waverly? 504 00:48:36,912 --> 00:48:39,357 You're supposed to be on vacation, Mr. Solo. 505 00:48:39,381 --> 00:48:42,010 - Let me speak to Mr. Kuryakin. - Yes, sir? 506 00:48:42,184 --> 00:48:43,962 Prepare yourself to leave this afternoon... 507 00:48:43,986 --> 00:48:45,420 for Prague, Mr. Kuryakin. 508 00:48:45,588 --> 00:48:48,285 We've just learned that an international crime syndicate... 509 00:48:48,457 --> 00:48:51,120 is using a motion-picture studio for a cover operation. 510 00:48:51,293 --> 00:48:53,489 The Prague office will give you the details. 511 00:48:53,662 --> 00:48:55,460 Yes, sir. 512 00:48:57,633 --> 00:49:00,467 You mean, after all this, and what with your arm... 513 00:49:00,636 --> 00:49:03,128 don't you think you'd better stay here for a while? 514 00:49:03,305 --> 00:49:05,638 What, and give up show business?